Topless Secret Articles – Leaving Your Club In The Cave

If you’re looking to date a dancer, you need to distinguish yourself from every other customer who’s asking for her number or hoping she’ll give him hers. And I don’t mean leaping onto the stage and confessing your undying love and devotion while she’s hanging upside down from the pole. You don’t want to be lumped into the”some moron who got tossed out the door by the beefy bouncer”category. Trust me on this guys, she won’t be in the dressing room telling her friends she found the love of her life! So, for all you guys who are hoping to”bag”themselves a dancer, here’s some inside information to make a great first impression.
MANNERS
If you’re staring blankly at the word in all caps and you’re not familiar with the term, get familiar! Manners will place you far ahead of the pack and distinguish you as a gentleman. And that’s a good thing! In fact, you’ll find that manners will take you to places you never dreamed – like getting that dancer’s phone number. If you still feel that you can belch your way to happiness – good luck. I’m sure we’ll all enjoy making fun of you in the dressing room after work.

Manners is a fairly broad category so I’ll try to break it down for you in a succinct way. If you see a girl you’re interested in, motion for her to come over by you. Please don’t snap your fingers, whistle or pull one of those caveman numbers on us. We’re not of the canine variety, so we’d appreciate if you’d treat us like the sexy babes we are. Be prepared to spend some money. You need to remember that we’re at work and we’re there to make money – not socialize for free. That’s right, initial contact is going to cost you money. If you don’t have it, don’t expect a lot of attention. Not that we don’t think you look really cute in your polo shirt and khaki pants, we do. It’s just that we’ve got rent due, car payments to make and a shoe fetish that just won’t quit. Your willingness to help us out demonstrates that you’ve selected us from the variety of other dancers and makes it clear that we’ve distinguished ourselves too.

Once you’ve got the dancer of your choice at your side, you need to give her a good reason to stay seated. A great way to start out is to offer her a drink. Most often than not, the dancer’s drink will be more expensive than yours. Hand over the money politely and quietly. There’s nothing worse than having a drink bought for you and than having to listen to the customer go on for 20 minutes about the cost. Complaining about the cost of the dancer’s drink makes you look cheap and will give her the impression that you either A: Don’t have a lot of money or B: Are a tightwad and she’s not going to get any more of your money. What does that mean for you? Well, in about 2 minutes you’re going to watch her inhale the drink and move on. Here’s some firsthand experience from the trenches. If a guy complains about the cost of my drink – I’m out of there in a few minutes. I’m there to make money, not listen to you whine.

Now that you’ve bought her a drink and you’ve got her attention – now what? It’s your turn to show her that you can have an intelligent conversation with her without being a pervert. We already know you like our boobs and you think they look great. Please don’t restate this verbally to us. You might as well break out your”I’M A PERVERT”shirt and your caveman club at that point. As to the words beaver and pussy, unless you’re referring to your pet cat or the wildlife preservation project you’re doing with the beaver dam; don’t even think about it using them. I hate nothing more than to be sitting next to a customer and for them to say”You’ve got a great beaver!”I usually respond with”You have a great night!”and get up and leave.

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